Heartbreak Kid Iniesta Downs Chelsea, Barca Advances!

Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:33

Sorry, Chelsea fans, but you’re just not cut out for the final game.

Andres pulled the trigger on the heartbreaker.

Andres pulled the trigger on the heartbreaker.

It was a nightmarish eighty or so minutes for Barcelona fans tuned in to the game when their team, the La Liga champions, failed to equalize against Michael Essien’s early goal. Too bad for Chelsea, though, that Barca’s lone goal came about in the 93rd minute, when Andres Iniesta delivered the ball screaming into the back of the net past a beaten Petr Cech. For this, he earns a Magic: The Gathering tribute.

Didier Drogba was one monster of a threat the whole game, but was contained by Barca’s defense. He would cuss about the game being “a fucking disgrace” later on, but to what avail? His team is down, and he probably will fall further down when UEFA investigates his reactions to their loss. Sorry, Didier, but you’re just a sore loser, a whining wimp of a clown.

Barcelona and Manchester United meet in the final game!



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4 Responses to “Heartbreak Kid Iniesta Downs Chelsea, Barca Advances!”

  1. donat says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Tulad ng sabi ko sayu, Barca ako, pero wala na, boring na final.

    Isipin mo: walang Marquez, Puyol, tsaka Henry. Mapalad kung maglalaro sila sa final. Messi, super marked. Also, the way Spanish clubs play means fuck all to English teams. They are way too organized, plus they are not used to the hardplays of English football. in short, i predict a 3-0 victory for ManU.

    Mas ok sana Chelsea, mas may challenge, plus me chance uli ManU na talunin talaga sila haha.

  2. judd says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Don: Paano pag nanalo Barca? Okay na ‘yan, sawang-sawa na rin ako sa pagmumukha ni Drog ba eh.

  3. donat says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Magkano pusta mo? :P

  4. judd says:

    May 7th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Don: Bente lang! Wala akong pera eh.

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