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Maraming kuwento si ‘Tay tungkol kay ‘Nay. Mula pa noong mga panahong hindi pa ako pumapasok sa kindergarten, kinukuwentuhan na ako niyan gabi-gabi. (Hindi ko naaalala kung minsan ko bang nasambit ang mga katagang “kuwentuhan niyo pa po ako” ngunit sa pagbabalik-tanaw kong ito, masasabi kong tuwang-tuwa talaga ako sa mga istoryang ibinabahagi niya sa [...]

Mahiya ka sa balat mo. Sana’y hindi ka nalang pinanganak na kayumanggi.
(Originally posted on Pakshet.)

(Alternatively titled “Ricardo’s Love for the Woman Without a Pimp.”)
Ricardo was a man half-mad in love with a stranger: Eliza, who packs her bag everyday with the most unusual things women would bring with them to work, who passes by the love-struck man’s post every single day on her way to her own confinement.
Yesterday, she [...]

“Buti nga ngayon, kahit paano, nararamdaman mong malamig kahit naka-dos lang; kanina, naka-tres na hindi mo pa halos maramdaman ‘yung lamig dahil lumalaban ‘yung init eh! Bukas nito, mamaya nito, kapag nagkarga ako ng LPG, iiyak ako. Diyan na mapupunta lahat ng pera ko. Sobrang init eh. Malakas kami sa gas kapag ganyang sobrang init. [...]

Happy birthday, Freddie Roach. My birthday wish for you is something not only you would want, but millions of Filipino boxing fans, as well: that you get to train Manny Pacquiao for fights beyond Joshua Clottey.
Well, that means I’m wishing for him not to win in the upcoming elections for obvious, selfish reasons.

Just for kicks. Sheldon J. Plankton is the shit. This is a tribute. Goodnight.
(Originally posted on Pakshet.)