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Jejegoggles.

Judd — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 11:51:56 +0000

Jejegoggles for jejemons.

Jejestyle Suggestion #1: Goggles.

Magandang gabi, jejefriends! Isang suhestiyon para sa inyong pormang jejestyle: goggles! Bakit hindi ninyo tularan sina Tai Kamiya ng Digimon Adventure, Konohamaru ng Naruto, at Makisig Morales ng Super Inggo sa kanilang estilong walang panapat si Lady Gaga? Goggles powh, bitches!

Dali na’t subukan at tiyak di kayo magmumukhang tanga! Tamang-tama na rin at nagsisimula na ang tag-ulan; kapag naisipan niyong sumuong sa baha (o sa creek), hindi niyo na dapat problemahin ang pamumula ng inyong mga mata sapagkat protektado kayo ng in na in niyong jejegoggles! Tiyak iyan!

(Originally posted on Pakshet.)

Manny Villar Has Invaded Your Tiki Resort!

Judd — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:29:44 +0000

Pindutin ang sno-cone para matuwa si Manny!

Bakit “annoyed” si Manny Villar sa Tiki Resort na ito? Dahil masyadong malinis ‘yung dagat.

(Originally posted on Pakshet.)

Pilipino Ka Lang Kapag May Laban si Pacquiao.

Judd — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:32:31 +0000

Pinoy o dayuhan: depende sa trip?

Mahiya ka sa balat mo. Sana’y hindi ka nalang pinanganak na kayumanggi.

(Originally posted on Pakshet.)

Freddie Roach’s Birthday.

Judd — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:18:56 +0000

Tribute lines.

Happy birthday, Freddie Roach. My birthday wish for you is something not only you would want, but millions of Filipino boxing fans, as well: that you get to train Manny Pacquiao for fights beyond Joshua Clottey.

Well, that means I’m wishing for him not to win in the upcoming elections for obvious, selfish reasons.

The Tontons.

Judd — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:45:01 +0000

Malapit nang lumabas.

Just for kicks. Sheldon J. Plankton is the shit. This is a tribute. Goodnight.

(Originally posted on Pakshet.)

On the C-5 Extension Project.

Judd — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:09:11 +0000

Gets?

Para sa mga hindi nakakaintindi (o nagtatanga-tangahan, tulad nina Dolphy, Willie Revillame, Manny Pacquiao, at iba pa), isang larawang singlinaw ng kristal.

Ano ang mas maikling proyekto: ang MCTEP o ang C-5 Extension?

Ano ang mas murang proyekto: ang MCTEP na gagamitan ng pribadong pondo dahil ito ay isang build-operate-transfer project o ang C-5 Extension na gagamitan ng isang daang porsyentong pondo ng gobyerno?

Paki-reblog naman sa mga kokote nila, kung maaari lang.

(For those who cannot understand [or just acting stupid, like Dolphy, Willie Revillame, Manny Pacquiao, and others], here’s one crystal-clear illustration. Which is the shorter project: the MCTEP or the C-5 extension? Which is the cheaper project: the MCTEP which uses private funds because it’s a build-operate-transfer project or the C-5 Extension which wholly uses government funds? Can you please reblog this on their craniums, if possible?)

(Originally posted on Pakshet.)