May
6
2010
Mar
23
2010
Drunk, I Think, as I Type This.
I am drunk so I shall enumerate all things I want to say:
- I am eating Century Tuna Mechado right now to wash out the alcohol.
- I know the effort is futile so I shall sleep right after.
- I hope xG and Marcelle and Carlos and Patty and everyone else got home safe.
- Fuck it, I can’t even view my monitor with both eyes open.
- Thanks to Tim and Ming for being at Mag:net High Street tonight. Hope you guys enjoyed the numbers; we didn’t prepare for it but in my humble opinion, our innate artistry in all things related to alcohol-management got you through the night. Rock on!
- Mica, you didn’t give a proper goodbye to xG! Omaygolay!
- Carlos, kaya mo pa palang mag-drive?
- Thank you to my mother for sponsoring my midnight snack. I love you! Nomnom tuna mechado, fuck yeah!
- I think I want to puke now but I want to imagine I’m just imagining this stupor.
- I told the cab driver I was just pretending to be drunk in front of xG but all the burping on the way home gave me away. Fuck burps.
- I bought a Manny Pacquiao shirt from Nike today and got into a small-talk debate with a Malaysian officemate about Pacquiao and Mayweather. Fuck you, Floyd.
- I am sleepy. Am not drunk.
- I think Kevin Durant deserves an award this year. Whatever that award may be, congratulations for winning it.
- I also wanted a photo with Quark Henares.
- I’ve been waiting for months for the opportunity to sing U2’s Without or Without You on stage and I completely messed it up. Hooray Strong Ice, my consolation and my cross tonight!
- A shout-out to Tim, Ming, Sir Jay, Sir Eric, Carlos, Patty, Rendhl, Marcelle, Anne, Hannah, Vince, Mica, and xG for joining us tonight! Pakshet! I love you all more than Manny Villar loves you. Itaga niyo ‘yan sa bato!
- Burp! I’m home. Some much for that Rufo’s Famous Tapa shit craving.
- A group of foreigners was given the opportunity to sing the last song tonight on stage. I “deftly” stole one microphone and sang along on one corner beside the stage. I’m an asshole, but I’m so sorry, I love Creep and Radiohead too much that not even xG could pull me away from that stupid song.
- I was supposed to interview Tim, Ming, Vince, Hannah, and Carlos, but fuck man, I had too much alcohol.
- Thank God I could still write right now. Burp.
Thanks. Bow.
Feb
28
2010
BSB Live in Manila!
Hindi ako nagpaawat at nanood ako ng Backstreet Boys sa Araneta Coliseum kagabi.
I danced. And at the top of my lungs, I sang: “I’ll be the one (I’ll be the one) who will make all your sorrows undone!” If you thought “yuck” while reading that last line, fuck you.
Feb
27
2010
Lame Pizza: “Isalpak Mo sa Tinapay Ko.”
Feb
25
2010




