Win Everytime! The Baffling Stuffed Toy Churner!
Visualizing a win-win situation.
Manalig ka! It’s all about faith. Believe you’ll win, and you shall receive. (Did I get that right? Because I don’t think I did.) This amazing stuffed toy churner is located at the second or third floor of Market! Market! It’s amazing why people don’t line up for this machine, because there’s just no way you’d freaking lose! Brilliant!
But wait, the voices of Chumbawamba are tubthumping through my skull:
“Mister Patatas, the experience of winning goes beyond what’s physical; intense toy-grabbing emotions have proven catalysts in exposing the inner shallowness of people, pushing outwards the notion of victory, like a nirvana of sorts brought about by the raw, unbridled passions of people trying to grab pink, blue, and brown toys from a box! (We would have to quickly note that the experiment was done in an extremely controlled environment with idiot females who just hit puberty as subjects and colored dildos as the toys they’re reaching for.)”
Thus my disappointment, for the game was probably made for girls. Win Everytime my ass! (I just remembered the colored dildos, and having said that I just realized that I made that last sentence sound gay, hardcore.)
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I have seen someone win few toys using that kinds of machine. But I never get one LOL
Pass by from Innit! Have a nice day!
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
HAHAHA. yea, you have a point. but some are actually quite skilled with this toy machine. I had to see it to believe it too. King wins EVERYTIME he tries that machine =))
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
@BabyMocha: Don’t worry, skill and perfection comes with practice! Keep that passion to win over this huge contraption burning and who knows, you might win yourself a blue, pink, and brown toy!
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I never trusted this kind of machine cause I never won any. Screw those machines for making people lost so much coins! Or may be I should count on lady luck instead. Heehe ;p
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@Kat: How many hours did he spend practicing with this machine? Damn, maybe he could start a stuffed toy business right next to the game booth!
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@Eudora: Not this machine! Here, you win every single time!
December 12th, 2009 at 9:08 am
nanalo ka na ba dyan? nasan na prizes mo?
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