Dec 12 2009

Dear EA Sports #1.

Mister Patatas
Dwight kennot hit no jump shot.

Dwight kennot hit no jump shot.

I am writing now in celebration of my first NBA Live 10 victory at Superstar level, playing with the Orlando Magic against a stubborn AI-controlled Dallas Mavericks.

I would like to note that Marv Albert called Dwight Howard a shooter; it happened after a fluke from mid-range (don’t blame me, the shot clock was running down).

During an earlier attempt, I could not contain Dirk Nowitzki. In my winning effort, I used Marcin Gortat to force him into foul trouble.

During that same earlier attempt, I could not contain Jason Kidd, who was hitting far too many three-pointers than he could in real life. In my winning effort, I put Rashard Lewis on him all night.

I almost failed to mention that I was down by two points with less than 20 seconds left in the game.

With the clock winding down, I had Lewis pass the ball to Jameer Nelson who let fly from beyond the three-point range. “Boom goes the dynamite,” I thought I heard some dumb sportscaster say.


Dec 3 2009

Carlos Loves Benz.

Mister Patatas
Benzwallace.

Benzwallace.

Carlos loves Benz.

Bakit? Feeling ko, “feeling” ko lang naman, ito ay dahil:

  1. Matibay ang kaha ng Benz. At kahit mabangga siya, malamang ay hindi malalamatan ang oto niya.
  2. Matagal ang buhay ng Benz. Dahil hindi laspagin ang Benz; hindi tulad ng Toyota ko na hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa rin naaayos dahil kay Ondoy.
  3. Benz ‘yon eh.

Kaya siya bibili ng bagong Benz. Abangan ang litrato ng bago niyang oto kapag nabili na niya ito! Sige na, manonood pa ako ng Pinoy Peter Pan.