Sailing!

Just thought I’d share this cool pick-up from Music One. In my pump boat we be!

It was a long night... for alcohol.

I am drunk so I shall enumerate all things I want to say:

1. I am eating Century Tuna Mechado right now to wash out the alcohol.
2. I know the effort is futile so I shall sleep right after.
3. I hope xG and Marcelle and Carlos and Patty and everyone else got home safe.
4. Fuck it, I can’t even view my monitor with both eyes open.
5. Thanks to Tim and Ming for being at Mag:net High Street tonight. Hope you guys enjoyed the numbers; we didn’t prepare for it but in my humble opinion, our innate artistry in all things related to alcohol-management got you through the night. Rock on!
6. Mica, you didn’t give a proper goodbye to xG! Omaygolay!
7. Carlos, kaya mo pa palang mag-drive?
8. Thank you to my mother for sponsoring my midnight snack. I love you! Nomnom tuna mechado, fuck yeah!
9. I think I want to puke now but I want to imagine I’m just imagining this stupor.
10. I told the cab driver I was just pretending to be drunk in front of xG but all the burping on the way home gave me away. Fuck burps.
11. I bought a Manny Pacquiao shirt from Nike today and got into a small-talk debate with a Malaysian officemate about Pacquiao and Mayweather. Fuck you, Floyd.
12. I am sleepy. Am not drunk.
13. I think Kevin Durant deserves an award this year. Whatever that award may be, congratulations for winning it.
14. I also wanted a photo with Quark Henares.
15. I’ve been waiting for months for the opportunity to sing U2’s Without or Without You on stage and I completely messed it up. Hooray Strong Ice, my consolation and my cross tonight!
16. A shout-out to Tim, Ming, Sir Jay, Sir Eric, Carlos, Patty, Rendhl, Marcelle, Anne, Hannah, Vince, Mica, and xG for joining us tonight! Pakshet! I love you all more than Manny Villar loves you. Itaga niyo ‘yan sa bato!
17. Burp! I’m home. Some much for that Rufo’s Famous Tapa shit craving.
18. A group of foreigners was given the opportunity to sing the last song tonight on stage. I “deftly” stole one microphone and sang along on one corner beside the stage. I’m an asshole, but I’m so sorry, I love Creep and Radiohead too much that not even xG could pull me away from that stupid song.
19. I was supposed to interview Tim, Ming, Vince, Hannah, and Carlos, but fuck man, I had too much alcohol.
20. Thank God I could still write right now. Burp.

Thanks. Bow.

Hindi ako baduy. Kung sinong KJ, 'yun ang baduy.

Hindi ako nagpaawat at nanood ako ng Backstreet Boys sa Araneta Coliseum kagabi.

I danced. And at the top of my lungs, I sang: “I’ll be the one (I’ll be the one) who will make all your sorrows undone!” If you thought “yuck” while reading that last line, fuck you.

Sa tasty?

Matatawag mo bang pizza ito?

Parang low-budget film. Starring Rodel Velayo and Nini Jacinto. Isalpak Mo sa Tinapay Ko.

Puwede?

Cheesy onion soup at Fridays.

Napakasarap ng kesong naka-wrap, ng sabaw at sibuyas na sa ibabaw ay may matigas.