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If it bugged you, it bugged me more.
I wanted to write a lot – and I love writing – about sports, but it got too cluttered around here because of the stupid lame-ass sports entries, especially the ones with Magic: The Gathering spoofs attached to them.
Well, say goodbye to the sports entries and say hello [...]

Here it is: the final five match days of the Barclays Premier League. This week, finally, Manchester United will tie Liverpool in games played. Sir Alex Ferguson’s side will be playing against its last three opponents: Wigan Athletic (away, Wednesday; early morning Manila time), Arsenal (home, Saturday), and Hull City (away, Sunday next week). Liverpool, [...]

“Big Baby” Glen Davis hitting a game-winning 21-footer for the Boston Celtics? Over Rashard Lewis? At the buzzer? Salute!
It should have been Orlando on top and the Celtics should already be one loss away from elimination by now, but Davis changed all that. Perhaps he’s had enough drama from the other players from their last [...]

10. The Killers – Human. Mr. Flowers ain’t gay. His name just sounds like it, but really, he’s a cool guy. Yes, he is! Salute! Are we human, or are we dancer? FYI: Most dancers are human.
9. The Presidents of the United States of America – Lump. Okay, I’m not sure if I got the [...]

It started way back in preschool: I played a lot of DOS games back then, from the now-stupid math games, to Prince of Persia and Commander Keen. The whole programs we used to play with were under 2MB, and the secondary storage device of choice was the floppy disk. I encountered several (huge) disks when [...]

Finally, the last four cards to round up this set of Magic: The Gathering spoof cards: Freddie Roach and the Mexican trio of Erik Morales, Marco Antonio Barrera, and Juan Manuel Marquez. Here they are:
That’s it. I’m done with this. On to better, more productive things.